🏀 The (Almost) All-Star Teams

Plus, come hoop with us!

Think about it like this: if you watch He Got Game right now, then immediately start it again and watch it about 1019 more times, it’ll be opening night in the NBA. Doesn’t sound so far away now, huh?

We’re extremely excited to share more info on our next apparel drop! It’s the summer hat we’ve all been waiting for: The Enthusiast Snapback. Available on Wednesday only at enjoybball.com in limited quantities. Stay on the lookout for the release time on socials and in Wednesday’s newsletter.

Today’s Lineup

(No) All-Star Team: How good can a team of zero-time All-Stars be?

Liberty Keep Making History: See what Breanna Stewart did this time…

Come Hoop With Us! Find out when and where to get a run in with other Enjoyers

The last team to make 0 three-pointers in a game was the Miami Heat. What year did that happen?

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The (Non) All-Star Team

Every year around All-Star Weekend, discussions about expanding ASG rosters begin. And while we do like that it’s difficult to make an All-Star Game—hence making that distinction more valuable—some of the teams you all put together when we asked you to do this…

…made us start to rethink that. Because how have none of these players made an All-Star team? Let’s see what you created.

This team would be thrilling to watch…how long they’ll be able to exist before one of these guys makes an All-Star game is a different story altogether.

Talk about shooters. The spacing this team could trot out might be the best in the entire league. When 1-5 is a legitimate danger to knock down a three (and more than one of them can create open looks for others), the game just looks easy.

This team’s got some balance to it. Scorers, slashers, shooters, and a defensive deterrent at the rim. We like the synergy here.

Frozen Moments

What We’re Enjoying

Utopia by Travis Scott: The time has come, folks. La Flame has officially dropped his fourth solo album, Utopia. It’s classic Travis, with an all-star supporting cast helping him out. Check out the H-Town legend’s newest album if you need an energy boost today.

Signing Off

If you’re in the NYC area, pull up to our community hoops run Saturday, August 5th! Come through to hoop, hang with fellow Enjoyers, and talk ball! Fill out this RSVP and bring your friends with you: the more, the merrier!

And that’s all we’ve got for you! Hopefully, we satiated your basketball appetite for the time being. Go to bed early tonight: you deserve a good night’s sleep. Talk soon!

Trivia Answer: The last time we saw an NBA team make zero three-pointers in a game? 2016!

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