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🏀 The (Almost) All-Star Teams
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Think about it like this: if you watch He Got Game right now, then immediately start it again and watch it about 1019 more times, it’ll be opening night in the NBA. Doesn’t sound so far away now, huh?
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Today’s Lineup
(No) All-Star Team: How good can a team of zero-time All-Stars be?
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The (Non) All-Star Team
Every year around All-Star Weekend, discussions about expanding ASG rosters begin. And while we do like that it’s difficult to make an All-Star Game—hence making that distinction more valuable—some of the teams you all put together when we asked you to do this…
Build the best possible team using only current players that have never appeared in an All Star game ⬇️
— ENJ🏀Y (@EnjoyBBall)
2:58 AM • Jul 29, 2023
…made us start to rethink that. Because how have none of these players made an All-Star team? Let’s see what you created.
Jalen Brunson
OG
Mikal
Mobley
Nic Claxton— Jacob Seliga 🇵🇷🦚 (@jacob_seliga)
3:00 AM • Jul 29, 2023
This team would be thrilling to watch…how long they’ll be able to exist before one of these guys makes an All-Star game is a different story altogether.
PG Jamal Murray
SG Desmond Bane
SF Mikal Bridges
PF Jaden Mcdaniels
C Myles Turner
6th Tyrese Maxey— NASIERE. (@NasWorlddd)
3:15 AM • Jul 29, 2023
Talk about shooters. The spacing this team could trot out might be the best in the entire league. When 1-5 is a legitimate danger to knock down a three (and more than one of them can create open looks for others), the game just looks easy.
Cade Cunningham
Desmond Bane
Jalen Williams
Michael Porter Jr
Walker Kessler— John Tortorelli (@john_tortorelli)
8:22 PM • Jul 29, 2023
This team’s got some balance to it. Scorers, slashers, shooters, and a defensive deterrent at the rim. We like the synergy here.
Frozen Moments
Breanna Stewart is really different. Not many adjectives left anymore 🔥
Sure, why not. We’re all in on SlamBall 🤷
What exactly does the NBA memo regarding Damian Lillard mean? 🤔
What We’re Enjoying
Utopia by Travis Scott: The time has come, folks. La Flame has officially dropped his fourth solo album, Utopia. It’s classic Travis, with an all-star supporting cast helping him out. Check out the H-Town legend’s newest album if you need an energy boost today.
Signing Off
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And that’s all we’ve got for you! Hopefully, we satiated your basketball appetite for the time being. Go to bed early tonight: you deserve a good night’s sleep. Talk soon!
Trivia Answer: The last time we saw an NBA team make zero three-pointers in a game? 2016!
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